What I can't see won't hurt me

Today I found out it may not be a good idea to spray Ant posion while wearing chanclas.

Quit holding my hand...you're choking me!

As many people use different ways to communicate, it seems as many use their hands when talking. I am one of those people. In many cases it comes in handy, as it helps me get my point across, accentuate my illustrations, or adds detail to my stories. This could be dangerous though, one day I was at a gas station and I was using my earpiece while talking on my cellphone. I was quite angry over the subject that I was speaking about and my hand gestures reached across the gas station, through someone's window, and hit an unsuspecting stanger. I immediately apologized, with the aid on my hands of course. When working with someone who may not use their has hands in such a way, this may seem threatening, weird, or aggressive. This differs from people groups like things such as personal space, signs of affection, and body language. The other night when my wife and I were going to bed she was holding my hand while I was talking about my day. When I got to an exciting moment I told her, "Quit holding my hand, you're choking me!" To certain degree, I am being choked right now...

Questions

These are some things I have eithier thought about lately or I have always kinda wondered. If you have any thoughts let me know!

Here we go,


If it is gay to touch another man's bum, why is it ok in sporting events? Why does it seem that most oppressed people in this country, often set so many trends? When talking equality, why is it still not ok to punch a woman (not that I want to)? If it means to be "Black" or "Mexican" by doing certain things, what does it mean to be "White?" If womens' magazines promises "best sex of your life" why do they continue to write about it in future issues? Are there vegetarians who would oppose eating a cow shaped piece of tofu? If God is supposedly a White man why would he name his only betgotten son, Jesus (heyseus)? If the Da Vinci Code is so alarming that why is it in the fiction section? If immigrants are strealing our jobs why aren't there more migrant actors and politicians? What is like when Cheney and his daughter get together for the holidays (she's a lesbian)? Why did so many people get upset over the Carl's Jr/Paris Hilton commerical? If anything I wanted to see her finish that burger and maybe three more so eight year old girls/boys wouldn't feel so bad about themselves.

That's it for now...